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    Like a public sector job in Wisconsin would have a union (and isn't police).

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    Our union is the Teamsters and when I was taking my school bus training class I joked to the guy next to me that I was concerned I was going to start getting calls to go down to the docks and break somebody's kneecaps. This guy, dead serious, said "I'd like that".

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    • null@slrpnk.netN [email protected]

      I mean, more than a few drinks a week will fuck up your brain.

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      more than a few drinks a week

      More than 0. There is no save amount of alcohol. But almost nothing we do is save. Go outside in the sun? Cancer! Eat fat/sugar? Heart/Liver failure! Stress from work and doomscrolling? Depression and anxiety!

      Choose your poison, but know it is poisonous! Cheers 🍻

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.deM [email protected]

        it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based

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        It's based as hell dude

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          It's based as hell dude

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          Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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          • null@slrpnk.netN [email protected]

            About 1 a day -- if you're going over that, you'd be considered a "heavy drinker"

            But even that much is still "bad" for you, just not as bad.

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            My wife worries about my drinking. I might have 18 cans of beer in a year if I'm really going crazy.

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            • meatpilot@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

              "Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"

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              Scalpel...

              Suction...

              Fry...

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                Aha yes, Teaching.

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                The only way to deal with a classroom full of antichrists

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                • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                  red flag? nah that's a bright green flag.

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                  "I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

                  Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

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                    That little brunette can grab my yoke any day

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                    What the fuck

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                    • samdell@lemmy.eco.brS [email protected]
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                      This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

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                        What the fuck

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                        Horny lemmy is at it again!

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                        • A [email protected]

                          What constitutes "more than a few" here?

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                          The other comment is a pretty good baseline (1 a day), but there is some nuance to it. Gender/body size/age, etc all play a role. And it matters if youre literally doing 1 a day or averaging 1 a day. Having 7 drinks every saturday is not the same and have 1 drink with dinner every day.

                          The best answer is, consult your medical professional

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                            "I love trying to get in the pants of addicts!"

                            Christ you seem like a slimy dude.

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                            Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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                              Who said anything about trying to get in their pants? Why is this suddenly about taking sexual advantage of an addict?

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                              They are literally saying that someone getting drunk in the middle of the day is a "bright green flag"

                              A green flag for what?

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                              • P [email protected]

                                Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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                                It's very relatable though

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                                • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                  Don't do bees in their knees either, kids

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                                  But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

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                                    Cool? No. Relatable? Unfortunately yes for many.

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                                      This is fairly common in the bar/restaurant industry.

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                                      I think a lot of politicians also do it.

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                                        Buddy of mine worked in health care, did urine testing. He's got stories about people coming in way over the legal limit to drive but come across as sober

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          How is being a school bus driver? I lost my job recently and I've been struggling to land another thanks to the current job market. There's a part of me that's hedging and looking at what else I might be able to do for work if I can't land another IT role quickly enough

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                                          I just became a city bus driver a few months ago. It's not the most exciting job there ever was. I'm in a smaller Midwestern city, so we don't deal with nearly the amount of bs (violent drug addicts and or mentally ill people) that bigger metro areas get. The pay is decent, not great but enough. The benefits are top notch though. Good pension, best health plan I've ever had.

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