Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Programmer Humor
  3. // Implement

// Implement

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Programmer Humor
programmerhumor
24 Posts 17 Posters 1 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • maven@lemmy.zipM [email protected]
    This post did not contain any content.
    eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
    eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #3

    a logical skeuomorphism, how eccentric

    mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksM 1 Reply Last reply
    10
    • L [email protected]

      It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

      eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
      eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #4

      that's why c++ gets bullied

      L 1 Reply Last reply
      25
      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        that's why c++ gets bullied

        L This user is from outside of this forum
        L This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #5

        That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

        eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE M C 3 Replies Last reply
        8
        • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

          a logical skeuomorphism, how eccentric

          mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksM This user is from outside of this forum
          mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksM This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #6

          Haha! I had the same thought.

          1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • L [email protected]

            It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

            M This user is from outside of this forum
            M This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #7

            Yes. Sometimes you're limited by the hardware you're controlling. This code is a bit hard to justify with that excuse though. Normally your code would do a read from hardware to see if the value decremented and then repeat the write. (Possibly a sleep/yield in there if required.)

            1 Reply Last reply
            4
            • L [email protected]

              That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

              eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
              eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #8

              yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

              S L 3 Replies Last reply
              16
              • maven@lemmy.zipM [email protected]
                This post did not contain any content.
                myturtleswimsupsidedown@fedia.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                myturtleswimsupsidedown@fedia.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #9

                implemented

                kairubyte@lemmy.dbzer0.comK 1 Reply Last reply
                35
                • maven@lemmy.zipM [email protected]
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #10

                  If those are normal integers, the compiler optimizes that to a simple compare and branch/cmov.

                  eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE 1 Reply Last reply
                  5
                  • myturtleswimsupsidedown@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    implemented

                    kairubyte@lemmy.dbzer0.comK This user is from outside of this forum
                    kairubyte@lemmy.dbzer0.comK This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #11

                    So one understood the assignment.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    11
                    • L [email protected]

                      That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

                      M This user is from outside of this forum
                      M This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #12

                      But when you do shoot yourself in the foot, it blows your whole leg off.

                      L 1 Reply Last reply
                      2
                      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                        yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #13

                        It is a method!

                        eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE 1 Reply Last reply
                        5
                        • S [email protected]

                          It is a method!

                          eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                          eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #14

                          thanks

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          3
                          • M [email protected]

                            But when you do shoot yourself in the foot, it blows your whole leg off.

                            L This user is from outside of this forum
                            L This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #15

                            As a shotgun. That's why people don't shoot themselves in the foot with a shotgun.

                            iavicenna@lemmy.worldI 1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • L [email protected]

                              That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

                              C This user is from outside of this forum
                              C This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #16

                              Until the next person with a slightly different mental way of defining things comes along. Or just a future version of you.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              12
                              • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

                                L This user is from outside of this forum
                                L This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #17

                                You wouldn't second guess the decrement operation if it's a basic type like int. If I opt into using complex types, then I am responsible to understand/establish/forbid the syntactic sugar for it. That's the mindset I often use to program C++

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • L [email protected]

                                  It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

                                  M This user is from outside of this forum
                                  M This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #18

                                  Yeah, just to say it more clearly: that kind of thing is why lots of people out there insist that operator overloading is a bad idea.

                                  And yeah, it's a C++ thing that mostly doesn't happen in other languages.

                                  teamassimilation@infosec.pubT 1 Reply Last reply
                                  12
                                  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                    yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

                                    L This user is from outside of this forum
                                    L This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                    #19

                                    That's just life of a C++ programmer: you second guess everything, and there are still optimization you haven't tried, and pitfalls you haven't got into

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • A [email protected]

                                      If those are normal integers, the compiler optimizes that to a simple compare and branch/cmov.

                                      eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                                      eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                      #20

                                      for others - https://godbolt.org/z/osaKrxsPx

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      1
                                      • maven@lemmy.zipM [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        J This user is from outside of this forum
                                        J This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                        #21

                                        Thank goodness for the JIT and compiler optimizations.

                                        isveryloud@lemmy.caI 1 Reply Last reply
                                        7
                                        • M [email protected]

                                          Yeah, just to say it more clearly: that kind of thing is why lots of people out there insist that operator overloading is a bad idea.

                                          And yeah, it's a C++ thing that mostly doesn't happen in other languages.

                                          teamassimilation@infosec.pubT This user is from outside of this forum
                                          teamassimilation@infosec.pubT This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #22

                                          Sincerely agree. Explicit is better then implicit, that’s a general engineering axiom.

                                          Instead of overloading and making the next maintainer hunt for overloads, a clearly named function that does the critical steps would make the code immensely more maintainable. C++ is C gone wild.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          2
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups