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  • myturtleswimsupsidedown@fedia.ioM [email protected]

    implemented

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    So one understood the assignment.

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    • L [email protected]

      That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

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      #12

      But when you do shoot yourself in the foot, it blows your whole leg off.

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

        yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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        It is a method!

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          It is a method!

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          thanks

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            But when you do shoot yourself in the foot, it blows your whole leg off.

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            #15

            As a shotgun. That's why people don't shoot themselves in the foot with a shotgun.

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              That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

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              Until the next person with a slightly different mental way of defining things comes along. Or just a future version of you.

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              • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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                #17

                You wouldn't second guess the decrement operation if it's a basic type like int. If I opt into using complex types, then I am responsible to understand/establish/forbid the syntactic sugar for it. That's the mindset I often use to program C++

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                  It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

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                  Yeah, just to say it more clearly: that kind of thing is why lots of people out there insist that operator overloading is a bad idea.

                  And yeah, it's a C++ thing that mostly doesn't happen in other languages.

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                  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                    yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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                    That's just life of a C++ programmer: you second guess everything, and there are still optimization you haven't tried, and pitfalls you haven't got into

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                      If those are normal integers, the compiler optimizes that to a simple compare and branch/cmov.

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                      for others - https://godbolt.org/z/osaKrxsPx

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                        #21

                        Thank goodness for the JIT and compiler optimizations.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Yeah, just to say it more clearly: that kind of thing is why lots of people out there insist that operator overloading is a bad idea.

                          And yeah, it's a C++ thing that mostly doesn't happen in other languages.

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                          Sincerely agree. Explicit is better then implicit, that’s a general engineering axiom.

                          Instead of overloading and making the next maintainer hunt for overloads, a clearly named function that does the critical steps would make the code immensely more maintainable. C++ is C gone wild.

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                            Thank goodness for the JIT and compiler optimizations.

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                            ...would JIT optimizations even help here?

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                              As a shotgun. That's why people don't shoot themselves in the foot with a shotgun.

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                              Actually

                              https://neshobademocrat.com/stories/man-accidentally-shoots-his-foot-with-shotgun,121925

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