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    Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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      I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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        Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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        It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

        /s obviously

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        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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          Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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            Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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            Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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                Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                if (hasBillion) {
                throw new NaziSalute();
                }

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                  It would be crazy if something like that could be realized as an IDE plugin for something. But clearly Elon himself only writes code in Notepad.

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                    how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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                    • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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                      What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                        Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                          It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code...

                          Because Musk wouldn't understand shit, it'll report back to some Indian guy instead.

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                          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                            So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                              Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                              There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                                Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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                                Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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                                  What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                  That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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                                    Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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                                    You're X account... is Aladeen.

                                    : (

                                    πŸ™‚

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                                      Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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                                      Only if you don’t have a fax.

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                                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                        Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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                                          What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                          All my source code is in one .h file

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