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    Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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      Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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      Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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        Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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          Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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          if (hasBillion) {
          throw new NaziSalute();
          }

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          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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            It would be crazy if something like that could be realized as an IDE plugin for something. But clearly Elon himself only writes code in Notepad.

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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              • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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                What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                  Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                    It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code...

                    Because Musk wouldn't understand shit, it'll report back to some Indian guy instead.

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                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                      So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                        Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                        There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                          Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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                          Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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                            What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                            That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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                              Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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                              You're X account... is Aladeen.

                              : (

                              ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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                                Only if you donโ€™t have a fax.

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                                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                  Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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                                    What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                    All my source code is in one .h file

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                                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                      I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                      James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                      • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                                        It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                                        /s obviously

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                                        Modern problems...

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                                        • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                          There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                                          Vim gang, rise up!

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