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  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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    So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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      Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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      There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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      • V [email protected]

        Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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        Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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          What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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          That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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            Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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            You're X account... is Aladeen.

            : (

            🙂

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              Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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              Only if you don’t have a fax.

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              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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                  What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                  All my source code is in one .h file

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                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                    I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                    James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                    • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                      It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                      /s obviously

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                      Modern problems...

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                      • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                        Vim gang, rise up!

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                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                          Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                            Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                            I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                              I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                                So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                                This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                  I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                  Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                                    Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                                    Führer loop

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                                      Get popcorn ready

                                      Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                      Enjoy popcorn

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                                        James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                        What does the office secrete?

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                                          What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                          That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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