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  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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    Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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      What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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      All my source code is in one .h file

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      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

        I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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        James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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        • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

          It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

          /s obviously

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          Modern problems...

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          • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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            Vim gang, rise up!

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                  I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                  • E [email protected]

                    So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                    This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                      I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                      Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                      • F [email protected]

                        Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                        Führer loop

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                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                          Get popcorn ready

                          Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                          Enjoy popcorn

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                            James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                            What does the office secrete?

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                              What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                              That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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                              • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                Get popcorn ready

                                Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                Enjoy popcorn

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                                My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                  "Hello, fellow humans."

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                                    This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                    Human rights were made for megacorp's robots anyway.

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                                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                      Hmm.

                                      That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

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                                        All my source code is in one .h file

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                                        A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you're a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap

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                                          Führer loop

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                                          • Auswitch statement
                                          • V2latile variable
                                          • Goebboolean
                                          • Zyklon C++
                                          • Left shift, Reich shift
                                          • Open and close Parenzer
                                          • Iron Cross-compiler
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