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  • C [email protected]

    What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

    morphit@feddit.ukM This user is from outside of this forum
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    That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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    • S [email protected]

      Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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      You're X account... is Aladeen.

      : (

      🙂

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      • A [email protected]

        Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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        Only if you don’t have a fax.

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        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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          Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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          • C [email protected]

            What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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            All my source code is in one .h file

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            • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

              I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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              James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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              • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                /s obviously

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                Modern problems...

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                • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                  Vim gang, rise up!

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                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                    Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                    • K [email protected]

                      Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                      I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                        I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                        • E [email protected]

                          So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                          This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                            I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                            Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                            • F [email protected]

                              Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                              Führer loop

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                              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                Get popcorn ready

                                Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                Enjoy popcorn

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                  What does the office secrete?

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                    That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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                                    • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                      Get popcorn ready

                                      Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                      Enjoy popcorn

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                                      My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                        "Hello, fellow humans."

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                          Human rights were made for megacorp's robots anyway.

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