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  • A [email protected]

    Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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    Only if you don’t have a fax.

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    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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      Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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      • C [email protected]

        What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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        All my source code is in one .h file

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        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

          I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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          James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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          • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

            It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

            /s obviously

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            Modern problems...

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            • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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              Vim gang, rise up!

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              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                • K [email protected]

                  Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                  #27

                  I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                    I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                    • E [email protected]

                      So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                      This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                        Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                        • F [email protected]

                          Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                          Führer loop

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                          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                            Get popcorn ready

                            Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                            Enjoy popcorn

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                            • P [email protected]

                              James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                              What does the office secrete?

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                              • C [email protected]

                                What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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                                • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                  Get popcorn ready

                                  Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                  Enjoy popcorn

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                                  My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                    "Hello, fellow humans."

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                      Human rights were made for megacorp's robots anyway.

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                                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                        Hmm.

                                        That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          All my source code is in one .h file

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                                          A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you're a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap

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