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  • V [email protected]

    Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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    Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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      Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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      • F [email protected]

        Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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        if (hasBillion) {
        throw new NaziSalute();
        }

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          It would be crazy if something like that could be realized as an IDE plugin for something. But clearly Elon himself only writes code in Notepad.

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            how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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            • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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              What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                  It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code...

                  Because Musk wouldn't understand shit, it'll report back to some Indian guy instead.

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                    So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                      Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                      There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                      • V [email protected]

                        Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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                        Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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                        • C [email protected]

                          What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                          That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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                            Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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                            You're X account... is Aladeen.

                            : (

                            🙂

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                            • A [email protected]

                              Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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                              Only if you don’t have a fax.

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                                Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                  All my source code is in one .h file

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                                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                    I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                    James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                    • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                                      It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                                      /s obviously

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                                      Modern problems...

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                                      • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                                        Vim gang, rise up!

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                                          Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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