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  • F [email protected]

    Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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    It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

    /s obviously

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      Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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      • V [email protected]

        Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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        Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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          Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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          • F [email protected]

            Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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            #9

            if (hasBillion) {
            throw new NaziSalute();
            }

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              It would be crazy if something like that could be realized as an IDE plugin for something. But clearly Elon himself only writes code in Notepad.

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                how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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                • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

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                  What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                    Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                      It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code...

                      Because Musk wouldn't understand shit, it'll report back to some Indian guy instead.

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                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                        So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                        • N [email protected]

                          Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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                          There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                          • V [email protected]

                            Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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                            Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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                            • C [email protected]

                              What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                              That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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                                You're X account... is Aladeen.

                                : (

                                ๐Ÿ™‚

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                                • A [email protected]

                                  Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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                                  Only if you donโ€™t have a fax.

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                                    Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                      All my source code is in one .h file

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                                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                        I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                        James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                        • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                                          It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                                          /s obviously

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                                          Modern problems...

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