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  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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    Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

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    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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      It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code...

      Because Musk wouldn't understand shit, it'll report back to some Indian guy instead.

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      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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        So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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          Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

          ricdeh@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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          There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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            Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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            Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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            • C [email protected]

              What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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              That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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                Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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                You're X account... is Aladeen.

                : (

                🙂

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                  Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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                  Only if you don’t have a fax.

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                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                    Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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                      What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                      All my source code is in one .h file

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                        James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                        • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                          It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                          /s obviously

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                          Modern problems...

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                          • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                            Vim gang, rise up!

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                            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                              Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                                Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                                I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                  I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                                    So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                                    This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                      I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                      Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                                        Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                                        Führer loop

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                                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                          Get popcorn ready

                                          Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                          Enjoy popcorn

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