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  • N [email protected]

    Using Grok to develop Grok... This sounds like Model Collapse with extra steps.

    ricdeh@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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    There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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    • V [email protected]

      Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

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      Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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      • C [email protected]

        What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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        That's Link Time Optimization, right? Put everything into one place for the linker to optimize.

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        • S [email protected]

          Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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          You're X account... is Aladeen.

          : (

          🙂

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          • A [email protected]

            Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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            Only if you don’t have a fax.

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            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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              Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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              • C [email protected]

                What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                All my source code is in one .h file

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                • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                  I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                  James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                  • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

                    It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

                    /s obviously

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                    Modern problems...

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                    • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                      Vim gang, rise up!

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                      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                        Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                          I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                            I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                            • E [email protected]

                              So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                              This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                              • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                                  Führer loop

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                                  • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                    Get popcorn ready

                                    Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                    Enjoy popcorn

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                                      James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                      What does the office secrete?

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                        That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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                                        • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                          Get popcorn ready

                                          Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                          Enjoy popcorn

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                                          My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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