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    What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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    All my source code is in one .h file

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    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

      I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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      James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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      • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

        It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

        /s obviously

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        Modern problems...

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        • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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          Vim gang, rise up!

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          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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            Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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            • K [email protected]

              Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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              I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                • E [email protected]

                  So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                  This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                    I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                    Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                    • F [email protected]

                      Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                      Führer loop

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                        Get popcorn ready

                        Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                        Enjoy popcorn

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                        • P [email protected]

                          James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                          What does the office secrete?

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                          • C [email protected]

                            What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                            That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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                            • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                              Get popcorn ready

                              Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                              Enjoy popcorn

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                              My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                              • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                "Hello, fellow humans."

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                                  This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                  Human rights were made for megacorp's robots anyway.

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                                    Hmm.

                                    That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

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                                    • P [email protected]

                                      All my source code is in one .h file

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                                      A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you're a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        Führer loop

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                                        • Auswitch statement
                                        • V2latile variable
                                        • Goebboolean
                                        • Zyklon C++
                                        • Left shift, Reich shift
                                        • Open and close Parenzer
                                        • Iron Cross-compiler
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                                        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                                          I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                                          marked EXE

                                          Ok, I'm taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen... I just don't know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I'm assuming it's just for amusement.

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