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  • S [email protected]

    Tempting to try this and diff it. My most complex PowerShell scripts aren't testable as they were company/task specific. Plus, I killed my X account long ago. 😞

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    You're X account... is Aladeen.

    : (

    🙂

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    • A [email protected]

      Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

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      Only if you don’t have a fax.

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      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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        Lol... sure you can have my proprietary source code...

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        • C [email protected]

          What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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          All my source code is in one .h file

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          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

            I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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            James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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            • taiatari@lemmynsfw.comT [email protected]

              It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

              /s obviously

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              Modern problems...

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              • ricdeh@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                There's nothing wrong with writing code in a text editor. Plain vim is the best imo

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                Vim gang, rise up!

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                  Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Ask for all output in brainfuck.

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                    I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.

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                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                      I should give it my code, if they use that for training Grok will never work again.

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                      • E [email protected]

                        So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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                        This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                          I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                          Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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                          • F [email protected]

                            Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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                            Führer loop

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                              Get popcorn ready

                              Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                              Enjoy popcorn

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                              • P [email protected]

                                James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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                                What does the office secrete?

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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                                  That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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                                  • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                                    Get popcorn ready

                                    Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                                    Enjoy popcorn

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                                    My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                      "Hello, fellow humans."

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                                        Human rights were made for megacorp's robots anyway.

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                                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                                          Hmm.

                                          That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

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