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  • E [email protected]

    So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

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    This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

      I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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      Don't forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!

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      • F [email protected]

        Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

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        Führer loop

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          Get popcorn ready

          Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

          Enjoy popcorn

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          • P [email protected]

            James? I told you not to share or office secrets!

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            What does the office secrete?

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            • C [email protected]

              What do you mean "rest of the project"? Don't you put all of everything into a singular neatly contained file? It's way more optimized that way

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              That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1

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              • negativenull@piefed.worldN [email protected]

                Get popcorn ready

                Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

                Enjoy popcorn

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                My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                  "Hello, fellow humans."

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                  • A [email protected]

                    This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

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                    Human rights were made for megacorp's robots anyway.

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                    • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]
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                      Hmm.

                      That's sounds like a lot of extra work to get it in one file.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        All my source code is in one .h file

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                        A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you're a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Führer loop

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                          • Auswitch statement
                          • V2latile variable
                          • Goebboolean
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                          • Left shift, Reich shift
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                          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                            I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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                            marked EXE

                            Ok, I'm taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen... I just don't know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I'm assuming it's just for amusement.

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                            • M [email protected]

                              It would be crazy if something like that could be realized as an IDE plugin for something. But clearly Elon himself only writes code in Notepad.

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                              I dunno if you're joking, but yeah there's IDE plugins that do this. GitHub Copilot grabs context from files in your edit history and you can tell it to edit, refactor, "fix" etc. selections. The more complex actions, the less likely to succeed, though.

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                              • Q [email protected]

                                Is he using the @ of the handle as part of the grammar of the sentence? Have I misunderstood @ all this time?!?

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                                On some platforms if you write @username anywhere then it will act like a tag, or notify the user that you mentioned them, or other similar functionality

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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                                  not the same thing at all, but there's already been a couple of pretty high profile "prompt injection" malware cases out there.

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Knowing how half-assed they've been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.

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                                    I really want someone to try this and report back. It really does feel like something that could execute.

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                                    • kogasa@programming.devK [email protected]

                                      I dunno if you're joking, but yeah there's IDE plugins that do this. GitHub Copilot grabs context from files in your edit history and you can tell it to edit, refactor, "fix" etc. selections. The more complex actions, the less likely to succeed, though.

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                                      I assume this is Poe’s Law in action. Elon historically doesn’t understand shit about tech so the commenter is just highlighting something that’s been GA for other tools for years.

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                                        My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.

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                                        I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.

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                                          • Goebboolean
                                          • Zyklon C++
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                                          • Open and close Parenzer
                                          • Iron Cross-compiler
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                                          Thanks I hate it!

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