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    "girlfriend"
    Ha yeah right dude

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      Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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      I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.

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        I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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        Wow really judgemental community here

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          What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here

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            guys, need some help here. my gaming room smells like shit. like literally shit. the carpet used to be grey, but it's brown now because of the smell. I've been wiping my ass on the carpet because I saw my dog do it once and it feels good. my mom has been complaining about the smell for a week now and is threatening to come clean my room. I can't let her see the room because I've smeared my turds on the walls artistically for my viewers on twitch. any help to get the poop smell out, please! if I can't get the smell out dad said he's going to force me to get a job!

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              Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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              is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.

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                is it gay to slip a finger in when the tp breaks? asking for a friend.

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                Why stop at just one?

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                  Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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                  Septic masculinity

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                    Why stop at just one?

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                    1000001837

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                      Fake: op has gf

                      Gay: he's fucking his chair?

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                        You know it smells bad when body-pillow comes alive to complain.

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                          Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                          "Arse mezzanine" is a phrase I didn't know I needed in my life

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                            I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                            Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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                              I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                              The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

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                                Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                                crumb tray

                                Grease trap

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                                  "girlfriend"
                                  Ha yeah right dude

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                                  He means his mom.

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                                    "girlfriend"
                                    Ha yeah right dude

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                                    I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.

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                                      Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.

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                                        I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                                          I'l been sitting in the same (mesh) chair for >15yrs (Aeron) and have no such problem. That the OP's response to the GF's complaint is anger says more about them than they intend.

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                                          I think we're witnessing a murder after the fact

                                          edit idk which way tho

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