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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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    Is nothing sacred?

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      Finally, bull milk!

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        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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          New Jackass Episode???

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          • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

            30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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            Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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            • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

              How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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              Yes, about one ejaculate.

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              • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                  Creamy and delicious

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                    Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                      Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                      Why is that guy red

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                        My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                          Why is that guy red

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                          He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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                            One man's cum is another man's income

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                            • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                              If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                              you may not have any of my flower semen.

                              edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

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                                How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

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                                • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                                  What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                                  Why me 😭

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                                    Prost Mahlzeit!

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                                    • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                                      Veganism implies consent.

                                      Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

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                                        Do they plan to make Red Bull?

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                                        • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

                                          Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                                          There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).

                                          I think it's S3e01

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