Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

Wait, I mean, not that kind...

XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

"expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

Other way around

adding masturbation is sementory?

Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

semenary

midwittery

Now that is a new one.

I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

So... Balut?