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  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

    and masturbatory

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    Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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      Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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      So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

      Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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        I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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        Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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          Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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          I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

          Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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            So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

            Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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            XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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              The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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                • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                  I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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                  Other way around

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                    Other way around

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                    adding masturbation is sementory?

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                    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                      Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                      Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                        Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                        too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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                        • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                          adding masturbation is sementory?

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                          semenary

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                            midwittery

                            Now that is a new one.

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                              I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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                                Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                                  Use fertilized eggs

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                                  So... Balut?

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                                  • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                    Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                                    I often say "via con huevos"

                                    (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                                      I often say "via con huevos"

                                      (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                                      Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                                        So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                                        Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                                        Armin Miewes enters the chat

                                        This guy made tacos with his leg.

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                                        • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                          Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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