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  • L [email protected]

    Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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    I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

    Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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    • S [email protected]

      So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

      Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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      XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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      • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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        The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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          "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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          • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

            I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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            Other way around

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              Other way around

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              adding masturbation is sementory?

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              • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                  too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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                  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                    adding masturbation is sementory?

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                    semenary

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                      midwittery

                      Now that is a new one.

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                        I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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                          Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                            Use fertilized eggs

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                            So... Balut?

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                            • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                              Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                              I often say "via con huevos"

                              (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                                I often say "via con huevos"

                                (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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                                Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                                  So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                                  Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                                  Armin Miewes enters the chat

                                  This guy made tacos with his leg.

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                                    Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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                                    • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                      Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

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                                      You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It's actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.

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                                        Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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