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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

    reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
    reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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    #13

    oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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    • D [email protected]

      He's holding it upside down

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      #14

      There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

        pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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        #15

        Thanks bro.

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        • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

          H This user is from outside of this forum
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          #16

          Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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          • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

            dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
            dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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            #17

            Don't worry, I fix

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Zero so far. Am sad.

              Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

              Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

              M This user is from outside of this forum
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              #18

              Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                B This user is from outside of this forum
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                #19

                ::: spoiler spoiler

                :::

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                • M [email protected]

                  Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                  #20

                  I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                    #21

                    I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #22

                      I try my best ❤

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                        D This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #23

                        Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          G This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #24

                          Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                            polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #25

                            thx bro

                            i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                              COCK

                              hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #26

                              ok 😉

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                              • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                ok 😉

                                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #27

                                None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  None of you people are funny and I hate you

                                  hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #28

                                  don't got one 😛

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                                  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                    don't got one 😛

                                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #29

                                    Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Zero so far. Am sad.

                                      Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                      Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                                      D This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #30

                                      ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                                      Superb, absolutely superb.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #31

                                        THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                          umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #32

                                          thanks bro

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