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  • D [email protected]

    He's holding it upside down

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    #14

    There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

      pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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      #15

      Thanks bro.

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      • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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        #16

        Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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        • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

          dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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          #17

          Don't worry, I fix

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Zero so far. Am sad.

            Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

            Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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            #18

            Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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              #19

              ::: spoiler spoiler

              :::

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              • M [email protected]

                Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #20

                I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                  #21

                  I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #22

                    I try my best ❤

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #23

                      Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                        G This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #24

                        Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #25

                          thx bro

                          i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                            COCK

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                            #26

                            ok 😉

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                            • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                              ok 😉

                              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #27

                              None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                                #28

                                don't got one 😛

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                                • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                  don't got one 😛

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                                  #29

                                  Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Zero so far. Am sad.

                                    Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                    Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                                    #30

                                    ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                                    Superb, absolutely superb.

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #31

                                      THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                        umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #32

                                        thanks bro

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                                        • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                          Don't worry, I fix

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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #33

                                          And that he did.

                                          And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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