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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

    pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
    pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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    #15

    Thanks bro.

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    • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

      H This user is from outside of this forum
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      #16

      Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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      • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

        dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
        dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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        #17

        Don't worry, I fix

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Zero so far. Am sad.

          Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

          Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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          #18

          Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

            B This user is from outside of this forum
            B This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #19

            ::: spoiler spoiler

            :::

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            • M [email protected]

              Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #20

              I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                #21

                I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                • M [email protected]

                  I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #22

                  I try my best ❤

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                    #23

                    Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                      G This user is from outside of this forum
                      G This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #24

                      Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                        polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
                        polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #25

                        thx bro

                        i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                          COCK

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                          #26

                          ok 😉

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                          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                            ok 😉

                            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #27

                            None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              None of you people are funny and I hate you

                              hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #28

                              don't got one 😛

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                              • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                don't got one 😛

                                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #29

                                Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Zero so far. Am sad.

                                  Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                  Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                                  #30

                                  ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                                  Superb, absolutely superb.

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #31

                                    THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                      umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #32

                                      thanks bro

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                                      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                        Don't worry, I fix

                                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #33

                                        And that he did.

                                        And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                          #34

                                          Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                                          Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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