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  • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by
    #17

    Don't worry, I fix

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Zero so far. Am sad.

      Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

      Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

      M This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote on last edited by
      #18

      Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

        B This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote on last edited by
        #19

        ::: spoiler spoiler

        :::

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        • M [email protected]

          Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #20

          I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

            M This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #21

            I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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            • M [email protected]

              I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by
              #22

              I try my best ā¤

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                D This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #23

                Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                  G This user is from outside of this forum
                  G This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #24

                  Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                    polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
                    polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #25

                    thx bro

                    i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                      COCK

                      hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #26

                      ok šŸ˜‰

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                      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                        ok šŸ˜‰

                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #27

                        None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          None of you people are funny and I hate you

                          hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #28

                          don't got one šŸ˜›

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                          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                            don't got one šŸ˜›

                            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #29

                            Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Zero so far. Am sad.

                              Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                              Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                              D This user is from outside of this forum
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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #30

                              ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                              Superb, absolutely superb.

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                U This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #31

                                THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                  umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #32

                                  thanks bro

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                                  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                                    Don't worry, I fix

                                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #33

                                    And that he did.

                                    And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                      I This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #34

                                      Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                                      Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Zero so far. Am sad.

                                        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                                        A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #35

                                        šŸ†
                                        The audio was deleted?

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          And that he did.

                                          And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                                          dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #36

                                          Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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