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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

    D This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by
    #23

    Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

      G This user is from outside of this forum
      G This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote on last edited by
      #24

      Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

        polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
        polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote on last edited by
        #25

        thx bro

        i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

          COCK

          hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
          hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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          #26

          ok šŸ˜‰

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          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

            ok šŸ˜‰

            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #27

            None of you people are funny and I hate you

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              None of you people are funny and I hate you

              hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by [email protected]
              #28

              don't got one šŸ˜›

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              • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                don't got one šŸ˜›

                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                #29

                Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Zero so far. Am sad.

                  Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                  Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #30

                  ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                  Superb, absolutely superb.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                    U This user is from outside of this forum
                    U This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #31

                    THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                      umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
                      umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #32

                      thanks bro

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                      • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                        Don't worry, I fix

                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #33

                        And that he did.

                        And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          I This user is from outside of this forum
                          I This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #34

                          Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                          Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Zero so far. Am sad.

                            Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                            Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                            A This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #35

                            šŸ†
                            The audio was deleted?

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              And that he did.

                              And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                              dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #36

                              Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                I will report it to the shitpost police

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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #37

                                ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #38

                                  Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                                    S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #39

                                    Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                    Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

                                      dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD This user is from outside of this forum
                                      dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #40

                                      I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.

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                                      • polite_cat@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                        thx bro

                                        i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

                                        R This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #41

                                        What a nice tail your cock has!

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                          gladiusb@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
                                          gladiusb@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #42

                                          The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

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