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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

    polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
    polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by
    #25

    thx bro

    i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

      COCK

      hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
      hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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      #26

      ok šŸ˜‰

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

        ok šŸ˜‰

        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote on last edited by
        #27

        None of you people are funny and I hate you

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          None of you people are funny and I hate you

          hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
          hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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          #28

          don't got one šŸ˜›

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          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

            don't got one šŸ˜›

            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by [email protected]
            #29

            Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Zero so far. Am sad.

              Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

              Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by
              #30

              ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

              Superb, absolutely superb.

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                U This user is from outside of this forum
                U This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #31

                THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                  umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
                  umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #32

                  thanks bro

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                  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                    Don't worry, I fix

                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #33

                    And that he did.

                    And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD R 2 Replies Last reply
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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                      I This user is from outside of this forum
                      I This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #34

                      Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                      Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Zero so far. Am sad.

                        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                        A This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #35

                        šŸ†
                        The audio was deleted?

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          And that he did.

                          And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                          dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
                          dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #36

                          Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            I will report it to the shitpost police

                            D This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #37

                            ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              A This user is from outside of this forum
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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #38

                              Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                S This user is from outside of this forum
                                S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #39

                                Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

                                D pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP R 3 Replies Last reply
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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

                                  dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #40

                                  I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.

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                                  • polite_cat@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                    thx bro

                                    i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

                                    R This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #41

                                    What a nice tail your cock has!

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                      gladiusb@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
                                      gladiusb@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #42

                                      The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                        Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                        #43

                                        deleted by creator

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                          Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

                                          pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #44

                                          Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

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