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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

    ok šŸ˜‰

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #27

    None of you people are funny and I hate you

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      None of you people are funny and I hate you

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      #28

      don't got one šŸ˜›

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

        don't got one šŸ˜›

        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #29

        Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Zero so far. Am sad.

          Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

          Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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          #30

          ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

          Superb, absolutely superb.

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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            #31

            THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

              umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by
              #32

              thanks bro

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              • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                Don't worry, I fix

                stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #33

                And that he did.

                And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                  #34

                  Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                  Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Zero so far. Am sad.

                    Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                    Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                    A This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #35

                    šŸ†
                    The audio was deleted?

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      And that he did.

                      And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                      dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #36

                      Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        I will report it to the shitpost police

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                        #37

                        ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          A This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #38

                          Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                            S This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #39

                            Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                            Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                              #40

                              I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.

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                              • polite_cat@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                thx bro

                                i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                                #41

                                What a nice tail your cock has!

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                  gladiusb@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #42

                                  The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                    Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                                    #43

                                    deleted by creator

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                      Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                                      #44

                                      Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        I try my best ā¤

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                                        I can't help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                                          S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                          #46

                                          Dickpic

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