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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    None of you people are funny and I hate you

    hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
    #28

    don't got one 😛

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

      don't got one 😛

      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote on last edited by [email protected]
      #29

      Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Zero so far. Am sad.

        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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        wrote on last edited by
        #30

        ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

        Superb, absolutely superb.

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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          wrote on last edited by
          #31

          THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

            umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
            umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #32

            thanks bro

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            • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

              Don't worry, I fix

              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote on last edited by
              #33

              And that he did.

              And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                I This user is from outside of this forum
                I This user is from outside of this forum
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                wrote on last edited by
                #34

                Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Zero so far. Am sad.

                  Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                  Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                  A This user is from outside of this forum
                  A This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #35

                  🍆
                  The audio was deleted?

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    And that he did.

                    And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
                    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #36

                    Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      I will report it to the shitpost police

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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #37

                      ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                        A This user is from outside of this forum
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #38

                        Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                          S This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #39

                          Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                          Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

                            dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #40

                            I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.

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                            • polite_cat@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                              thx bro

                              i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                              #41

                              What a nice tail your cock has!

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                gladiusb@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                wrote on last edited by
                                #42

                                The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                  Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                                  wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                  #43

                                  deleted by creator

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                    Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

                                    pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #44

                                    Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      I try my best ❤

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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #45

                                      I can't help but think of the VA from Danganronpa who recorded some lines about barking

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                        S This user is from outside of this forum
                                        S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                        #46

                                        Dickpic

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                                        • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneP [email protected]

                                          Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh

                                          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #47

                                          Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn't specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

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