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  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

    There's something not quite right about this place....

    This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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    Have fun in your death trap fellas.

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    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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      OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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      • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

        Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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        Probably any furniture store

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        • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

          OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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          “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

            why are they all out of shape

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            There not tho

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            • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

              strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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              Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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              • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                  OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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                  "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                  "What was his problem?"

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                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                    Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                    Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                    Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                      Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                      Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                      The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                      But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                      • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                        Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

                        El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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                        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                            The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                            But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                            Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                              So many roommates!

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                              • L [email protected]

                                Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                                  Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                                  are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                                    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                                    this person does not work out

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                                    • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                      this person does not work out

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                                      Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                      • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

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                                        At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                          Entry to US denied

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