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  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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    OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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    • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

      Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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      Probably any furniture store

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      • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

        OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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        “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

          why are they all out of shape

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          There not tho

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          • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

            strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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            Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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            • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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              What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

              Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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              • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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                "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

                "What was his problem?"

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                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                  Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                  Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                    Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                    Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                    The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                    But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                      Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

                      El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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                      • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                          The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                          But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                          Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                            So many roommates!

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                              Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                              JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                                Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                                Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                                are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                  The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                                  But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                                  this person does not work out

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                                  • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                    this person does not work out

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                                    Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                      At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                        Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                        Entry to US denied

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                                        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                          are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                          I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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