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But Ma Couch!

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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    Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

      "What was his problem?"

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      "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

      "A gay bar."

      "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

      "I am serious; a gay bar."

      cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

      "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

      2 seconds later

      "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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      • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

        Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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        My bad! Here you go, king.

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        • L [email protected]

          My bad! Here you go, king.

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          Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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            Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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            LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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              lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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              • L [email protected]

                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                  it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                    What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                    Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                    it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                      it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                      Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                        Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                        clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                          Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                          It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                          • L [email protected]

                            My bad! Here you go, king.

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                            Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                              My bad! Here you go, king.

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                              Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                              • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                Ask and ye shall receive

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                                  Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                  You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

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                                  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    There's something not quite right about this place....

                                    This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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                                    Where is that from?

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                                      Ask and ye shall receive

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                                      Perfect!

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                                      • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

                                        Where is that from?

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                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ

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                                        • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                                          JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                                          You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980's WWF and I'd totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

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