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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • L [email protected]

    This hz 2 reed

    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
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    On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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      I'm just confused because somebody said "it's not important he was a gardner, it's important that he's unqualified", and you jumped in with a "I disagree, its important he's not qualified" and I'm just lost.

      Like, are you saying its important to focus on his lack of qualifications, or are you saying you disagree with that?

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      Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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        Yeah totally, it's his lack of qualifications. Because of his age also disqualifies him from experience.

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        Okay, ty

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          Nut coddler face

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            Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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              Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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                seems reasonabl

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                • P [email protected]

                  gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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                  Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                    Great, another face I want to punch.

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.

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                      At least tree fiddy

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                      • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                        Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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                        if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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                          Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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                            Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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                              Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao

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                                That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

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                                  Iran approves this message.

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                                  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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                                    For all intensive purposes, I could care less, but it peaked my interest and I waited for replies with baited breath.

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                                      Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.

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                                        I know I feel safer already.

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                                          I know I feel safer already.

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                                          You know who to thank

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