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French is such a beautiful language

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  • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

    French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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    Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

    Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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      Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

      Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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      Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux

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        And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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          And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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          Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTkpyUHBGDA

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            • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

              French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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              Tabarnak!

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                I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

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                • yerbouti@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]

                  Disons qu'après 600 ans de colonisation intensive, le mal est déjà fait.

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                  Stop speaking gibberish.

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                    Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                    It squirts its juices at each one.

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                      Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                      It squirts its juices at each one.

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                      You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                        It could be immediately improved with this one weird trick.

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                          Hold up. Isn't every (male) orgasm technically a prostate orgasm?
                          It squirts its juices at each one.

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                          No, definitely not.

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                            No it is not. It's the most fucked up language to learn and write.
                            French is la merde!

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                              You sound like the kind of person who's never stuck their finger up their own butt before.

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                              Seems more like he always does.

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                                And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                                Dommage?!? Quosser tu veux dire "dommage"? C'est beau le français en dehors de la France tabarnak.

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                                  No, definitely not.

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                                  not with that attitude.

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                                    not with that attitude.

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                                    I know how to brat, don't worry. I know how to get what I want.

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                                    • don@lemm.eeD [email protected]

                                      French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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                                      Sacre mille de tonnerre !

                                      Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua has established that the neck of a well endowned goose is the best for wiping the arse:

                                      there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.

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                                        And it is better left inside France, where it can do the least damage.

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                                        Too late, Fr*nce alone spans 13 timezones.

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                                        • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                          I don't know french but I kinda get what that tweet said.

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                                          I thought peach fucked him with the stiletto heel at first.

                                          Context clues.

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