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    No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

    Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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      No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

      Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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      Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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        Hopefully it's "negative"

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          Chili is the only preparation you need.

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            No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

            Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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            Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work

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              I once leaked

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              Did they plug the leak?

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                The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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                • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                  what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                    Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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                      Deeper daddy!

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                        Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                          If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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                          • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                            "BULLSEYE!"

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                              Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                                Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                                ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                                  "BULLSEYE!"

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                                  "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                                    Yes. 👉👌

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                                      No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                        Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                                        ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                                        Once your finger is inside

                                        fist

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                                          google mtf

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