Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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Good one! Your wish has been granted (but in an alternate universe). After a period of turmoil, the citizens of Earth C-132 create a utopic society:
This is why the apes blew everything up.
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They're still edible:
Why do they have anuses?
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Jetpacks for everyone. Cheers.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:
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Gender changing potion
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Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
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Gender changing potion
Here you go. These are gender-fluids. Once ingested, someone who identifies as either a man or a woman will now identify as gender-fluid. (Does not come with physical changes):
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Why do they have anuses?
They're a bit stale
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Am we up the whimsy levels? Not enough daily, base level, whimsy anymore
Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
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I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
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I want my farts to smell especially pleasant and take people to their happiest childhood memories.
Granted, but all of your farts are now noticeably audible. You can no longer fart quietly:
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Everyone now owns a jetpack. They are extremely loud and kids often use them without helmets:
Births are now even more painful with all the baby's just blasting out of there with their jetpacks
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A dragon.
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A divorce
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Sure. Everything in the universe has been shifted slightly to the left:
Let's take her for a test drive!
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Happy Cake Day. Is this a wish?
Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
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A dragon.
The fully grown Wyvern of Mordiford appears next to you, standing 20ft (6 meters) tall. It is friendly to you, but has a taste for human flesh.
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Thanks, I had no idea, how time flies… I mean yeah 1 birthday wish please
Everyone is now slightly more whimsical. It's a sillier world to live in:
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Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please
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Some berries that won't go moldy in 2 days please
Sure. Here are some berries that will go moldy in 3 days:
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I would like to have enough money that I don't have to work anymore