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I can fix her

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    Don't bother. She's already perfect.

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      As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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        How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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          How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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          Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

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            "I can fix her"?

            She can break me.

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              She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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              As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                  How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                  Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                    Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                      Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                      They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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                        As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                        Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

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                          Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                          I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

                          -even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

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                            How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                            crazy people need dick too

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                              Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                                As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                                There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                                  Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                                  Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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                                    "I can fix her"?

                                    She can break me.

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                                    Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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                                      Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                                      God that movie sucked ass.

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                                        crazy people need dick too

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                                        But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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                                          God that movie sucked ass.

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                                          I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.

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