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I can fix her

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    How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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      How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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      Look at you, trying to force "common sense" into people. How "admirable".

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        "I can fix her"?

        She can break me.

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          She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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          As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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            How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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            Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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              How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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              Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                  Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                  They do fuck pretty good. It's like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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                    As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                    Orderlies don't count. It's like being on vacation.

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                      Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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                      I mean you're right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage....ouch.

                      -even if you don't vibe it's going to be amazing

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                        How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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                        crazy people need dick too

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                          Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                            As if she didn't get laid in the psych ward.

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                            There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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                              Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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                              Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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                                "I can fix her"?

                                She can break me.

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                                Twice this year, it's a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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                                  Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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                                  God that movie sucked ass.

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                                    crazy people need dick too

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                                    But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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                                      God that movie sucked ass.

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                                      I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.

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                                        Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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                                        As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

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                                          God that movie sucked ass.

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                                          I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

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