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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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    People do know that you poop with your asshole?

    But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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      What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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      I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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        I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

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        You really think so?
        Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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          You really think so?
          Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

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          I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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            I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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            We should probably report this to the internet police

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            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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              Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                Trying that next time

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                  Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                  Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                    What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                    It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

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                      don't worry I'll calm her down

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                      Such a sophisticate.

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                        People do know that you poop with your asshole?

                        But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

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                        The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                          Ooo, mommy (umami)

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                            pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                              What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

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                              Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

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                                pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

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                                And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                  And a glass of wine, ofc

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                                  i love wine

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                                    Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                                    Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order

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                                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                      Try it with assholes. 🤌

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                                      Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                                        Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

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                                        Are you worried they'd get jalapeño asshole?

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                                          Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

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                                          Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.

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