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    Cause lassagna is just stacks

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      If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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        According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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        Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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          Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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              I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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              Not the way I make my lasagnas.

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                According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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                Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                  You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

                  You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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                  Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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                    Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have 1 calzone.

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                    Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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                      I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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                      Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

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                        Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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                        Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                          If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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                          Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                            Doesn’t lasagna have noodles, and not bread?

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                            Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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                              Ooh damn, I think you're really cooking on this "anti-calzone" idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It's an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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                              You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

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                                Flour, water, salt, yeast, all checks out to me

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                                So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                                  So then all sandwiches are a lasagna?

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                                  Or perhaps all lasagnas are ssndwiches

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                                  • O [email protected]

                                    But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you're back to one pixza again.

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                                    You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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                                      If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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                                        You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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                                        So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

                                        And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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                                          Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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                                          Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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