stop right there criminal scum!

No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.

That's disgusting.

The sacrilege is visceral.

As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

Is it overcooked?

As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

Baron Harkonnen?

"My Arrakis. My Dune".

No, it's a food crime.

No, it's a parks and rec reference

No, we need a better answer for why.

Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

What's for dinner tonight mom?

Unborn chicken.

There's another comm for this I think.

I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

Rip melon!