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    No this is the least gross aspic.

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    The sacrilege is visceral.

    As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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      Right to jail

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      Is it overcooked?

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        The sacrilege is visceral.

        As a strong atheist, I'm impressed.

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        As a weak atheist, i should go to the gym more often

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          Baron Harkonnen?

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            Baron Harkonnen?

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            "My Arrakis. My Dune".

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              Is it overcooked?

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              No, it's a food crime.

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                • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

                  No, it's a food crime.

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                  No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                    You all are asking me why. Here is why:

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                    No, we need a better answer for why.

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                      12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!

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                      Also, do desert nomads have 110 gallons of water to use just for cooking?

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                        What's for dinner tonight mom?

                        Unborn chicken.

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                          There's another comm for this I think.

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                          • O [email protected]

                            No this is the least gross aspic.

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                            I just assume when I see the word 'aspic' that I'm about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.

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                              I'm not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don't know. Some chicken had it's end of life to end up on my plate.

                              However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.

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                                I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                                That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                                  Rip melon!

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                                    Please unalive yourself in Minecraft

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                                      No, it's a parks and rec reference

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                                      Sir this is a Wendy's

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                                        There's another comm for this I think.

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                                          I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don't get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.

                                          That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.

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                                          From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C

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