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      is this by number of species or number of organisms? diversity and populousness are not necessarily related

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        Who even has three friends?

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          20-25% of all mammal species are bats. Think of the last 4-5 different mammals you've seen. Is your dog actually a bat? Seems likely.

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            Who even has three friends?

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            I do!

            I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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              My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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                Is that because they were 4 that they called their band the beatles ?

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                  I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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                    I wonder which member of the Beatles was actually a beetle

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                    Ringo of course

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                      That is a beetle bit of a stretch to say if you ask me.

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                        My three friends are beetles and I get by with a little help from them

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                        No, those are a classic bug-style car design, you’re thinking of The Beatles

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                          Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                            Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                            This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                              This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                              Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                                how is he defining "animal"

                                are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                                  Most people have an above-average number of arms.

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                                  So so so many ways in which you can make statistics for a slow and painful death

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                                    Also, if you forget someone's name, call them Muhammad. It's the most common name, and therefore, you're most likely going to be correct.

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                                    Thanks for the advice, Muhammad.

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                                      One out of every four species. Very different

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                                        I do!

                                        I mean, I have a friend, and they have two other friends, so therefore I have three friends... right?

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                                        You're the beetle

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                                          Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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