I'm a 6'1" (185 cm) man with stupidly small size 3 US (EU 34) feet. I've never met another adult with smaller feet than me.
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datavoid@lemmy.mlreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:24 last edited by
In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.
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ivanafterall@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:24 last edited by
Which dark corner tho?
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ivanafterall@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:26 last edited by
Even at just five bucks a shoe, that's $170 every time you go shoe shopping. Brutal. OP's wife must be 4.25 octopuses.
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fizz@lemmy.nzreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:29 last edited by
Are there any unexpected advantages you've noticed?
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track_shovel@slrpnk.netreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:49 last edited by
Bro is built like a Gazelle
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model_tar_gz@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 16:00 last edited by
Octopuses wouldn’t wear shoes so the math doesn’t add up.
Now spiders—spiders would wear some stylish kicks you know, not just any $5 shoe.
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spankmonkey@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 16:29 last edited by
Reverse hobbit!
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foxyferengi@lemm.eereplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 16:55 last edited by
I must have stolen your hand and foot growth. I'm 5'3 (160 cm) and wear a women's size 12 (euro 42).
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monkeyman512@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 18:21 last edited by
I was thinking mountain goat. Need those smaller feet to stand on narrow ledges.
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otp@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 18:49 last edited by
As someone with moderately long but exceptionally wide feet, having tiny feet seems like it'd be much easier to find shoes that fit..
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honeynut@lemm.eereplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 18:51 last edited by
u single?
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mutilationwave@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:18 last edited by
One of the hardest things about my job is getting my big hands into small spaces to put a nut on a bolt, etc. He'd probably be a great mechanic.
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mutilationwave@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:20 last edited by
An old friend of mine was born with two fingers and a thumb on his right hand. Instead of awkward left hand handshakes he just owns it and freaks people out.
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mr_blott@feddit.ukreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:22 last edited by
Fucksake you two, octopii wear wellies
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aarrodri@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:29 last edited by
We need more pics of your feet and had next to other people's ones.. or bananas for scale.
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gmtom@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 20:27 last edited by
With his feet?
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awesomo85@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 21:34 last edited by
Petite feet, feminine step! Sounds just like a lady when he walks into a room!
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sinningstromgald@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 22:58 last edited by
Not that dark at all. Its called OnlyFans. Although I am sure more "specific" communities more devoted to feet could yield better income. Where those are? No idea. I can barely stand the sight of my own feet without socks.
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ceedoestrees@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 23:02 last edited by
He could be the monster in a climbing based horror franchise.
Born with small feet, he was banished to the mountains where he turned his curse into a means for survival.
Wide shot of a group of hunters following a trail near a rock face
"I thought it was wolves eat'n all them sheep. Couldn't have imagined that small feet kid lived all those years out here alone."
"It's a confounding thought, Emmit, how you think that thing managed?"
"Boy howdy, that's the mystery of it all. Maybe we ought not to know."
Pan up to show small feet guy perched on a narrow rock ledge above. He jumps down, fade to black over hunters screaming.
"This summer, remember to look up."
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ceedoestrees@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 23:08 last edited by
A friend of a friend was born without arms and he does the same thing. His is up there on my list of most fascinating handshakes.
He doesn't pay bus fare either.
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