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  • takapapatapaka@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!

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    2! = 2

    You win this time..

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    • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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      Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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      • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

        Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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        You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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        • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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          Remove the friend

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            If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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              The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                  You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                  Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                  • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                    Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                    What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                      What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                      Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                        The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                        How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                        • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                          You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                          Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                            How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                            F-18 Hornets.

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                            • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                              Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                              Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                              • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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                                  Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                                    The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                                    Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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                                    • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                      If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                                        If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                        Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

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                                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                          How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                          Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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