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    Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

      Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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      You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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      • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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        Remove the friend

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          If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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            The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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            • chaoamber@feddit.ukC [email protected]
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              Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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              • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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                Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

                  Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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                  What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                    What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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                    Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                      The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                      • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                        You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                        Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                          F-18 Hornets.

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                          • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                            Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                            Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                              How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                              There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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                                Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                                  The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                                  Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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                                  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                    How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                    If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                      If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                      Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

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                                        How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                        Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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                                          Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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                                          I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc...so I think we're set.

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