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    If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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      The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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        Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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        • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

          You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.

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          Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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          • bruhbeans@lemmy.mlB [email protected]

            Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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            What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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              What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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              Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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                The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                • zombiepirate@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                  You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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                  Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

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                  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                    How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                    F-18 Hornets.

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                    • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                      Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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                      Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd

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                      • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                        How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                        There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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                          Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                            The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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                            Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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                            • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                              How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                              If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.

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                                Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

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                                  How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                  Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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                                    Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.

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                                    I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc...so I think we're set.

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                                      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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                                      Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren't worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .

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                                        Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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                                        But they're propping up the mattress!

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                                          You need to remove walls. Next time she'll be comfortable!

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