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    Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.

    I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.

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      I'm just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

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      • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

        you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

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        I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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          I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don't care who's claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.

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            Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don't be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.

            I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it's not all bad, but mistakes were made!

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            • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

              You're not an agent. Totally for free, you're trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.

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              Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.

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                Dude, now you're being sad. Take a look in the mirror.

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                I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.

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                • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                  I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.

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                  Clearly you have better colorectal than ophthalmologic health.

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                    Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.

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                      I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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                      GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

                      This is not a fun break time.

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                        Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

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                        This cracked me up way more than it should have.

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                        • soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                          The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.

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                          Everything you create with company resources is owned by the company.

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                            I mean, I don't take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options

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                            The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can't even fathom other people not being like them.

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                              The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can't even fathom other people not being like them.

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                              Did you stop reading halfway through my one sentence...?

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                              • ripandterror@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                                I'm just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

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                                Butters style.

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                                  GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.

                                  This is not a fun break time.

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                                  Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

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                                    Can you please re read my comment, particularly the second half of the sentence

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                                    I was making the concern more explicit and personal. Not to worry.

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