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  • H [email protected]

    The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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    Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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    • D [email protected]

      If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord

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      I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.

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          I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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          Congratulations, you made it worse.

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            The toilet paper is loaded backwards

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            Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              I would just fall asleep

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              • H [email protected]

                Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?

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                Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                • M [email protected]

                  Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                  • H [email protected]

                    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                    if not cat owner

                    Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn't keep unrolling if they pull on it

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                    • H [email protected]

                      Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                      Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                      As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Excuse me, that's the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

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                        Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                        The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                        • H [email protected]

                          Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                          Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                          That would not stop a cat

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it

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                            I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.

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                              Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn't on the mouse

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                              Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.

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                                Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don't use my cam for meetings.

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                                  looks like it would also be a hell of a standing desk. and on wheels?

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                                    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                    Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.

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                                      chokes to death on coffee

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                                      Dies by monitor to face

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                                        Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                                        Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                                        So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                        • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                          So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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                                          How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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