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  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

    that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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    It's vintage, thank you

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      How do I unsee an image

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      Why do you want to unsee it, don't you like avocados?

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        Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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          Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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          I’d volunteer for that

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            Hey, who's been using my avocado scented soap?

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              Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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              What does?

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                Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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                  “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                  It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                  Sure, but would it be as funny?

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                    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                      Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                      wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                        "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                          I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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                            this but in reverse
                            brain no mor

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                            Goodness me that is unsettling

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                              Goodness me that is unsettling

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                              Anime ain't right

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                  Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                  Why ask when you can find out?

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                                    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                    • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                                      wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                                      I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                                        "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                                        The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                          Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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